22 Inspiring and Funny Travel Quotes

It’s time for inspiration with funny travel quotes (and life quotes)! Here come’s the article that will not only entertain you, but it will also quote some truths about traveling and living.

Jordan, visiting Petra, Al-Khubtha trail, view to the Treasury Al Khazneh

“Wonders of air travel: breakfast in Warsaw, lunch in London, dinner in New York, luggage in Buenos Aires” – Janina Ipohorska

“While people dream of traveling, sitting in a chair, the chair dreams of staying in place.” – Ann Taylor

“Adventure, yeah. I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive.” – Mercedes Lackey

“I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.” – Bob Hope

Tanzania and Zanzibar itinerary - Migombani Camp, suitcase in front of tent, funny travel quotes

“When you travel without knowing English, you have an idea of what it’s like to be deaf, dumb and stupid.” – Philippe Bouvard

“If you look like your passport picture, you’re too ill to travel.” – Will Kommen

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.” – Henny Youngman

“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.” – Anonymous

“When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb?” – Dane Cook

“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin

“A tourist is a person who drives thousands of miles to have a picture taken of himself standing by his car.” – Emile Jenevois

Qobustan mud volcanoes and Lada, Baku, Azerbaijan
Who wouldn’t want to take a photo with a Lada in Azerbaijan?

“When I’m in one place for a long time, I feel like a flea on a mirror.” – Vasily Shukshin

“Three things make a person happy: love, interesting work and the opportunity to travel.” – Ivan Bunin

“Life is a journey. For some it’s the way to the bakery and back and for others – a trip around the world.” – Konstantin Khabensky

“A train ticket creates more hope than a lottery ticket.” – Paul Moran

“Never save something that you cannot repeat.” – Tony Wheeler 

“Around the world – it’s just the way a curious person goes home.” – Paul Theroux

Bali - dressed like locals, traditional costumes
Curiosity turned us into the Prince and Princess of Bali, albeit for a few hours.

“No one is lost yet, following their inner voice.” – Henry David Thoreau 

“The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.” – Agnes Repplier

“We don’t live to eat and make money. We eat and make money to be able to enjoy life. That is what life means, and that is what life is for.” – George Mallory

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.” – Oscar Wilde

“A good traveller is one who does not know where he is going to, and a perfect traveller does not know where he came from.” – Lin Yutang

Would you suggest adding something more to our funny travel quotes collection? Don’t forget to check out our favorite couple travel quotes.

Seychelles beach and Funny Travel Quotes
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